Inside the Mind of Nick Diaz

You guessed it!

It's time for some Nick Diaz quotes!
This site is not complete without this thread.

I figured with the GSP fight coming up, it's about time to get re-acquainted with him.



Here's some of my favorites to get it started;

I just want to get paid. Pacquaio’s making 40 fucking million dollars; GSP’s making a couple million dollars. I’m over here fucking driving a Honda and my shit's breaking down. Fuck all you motherfuckers!

So my bottom line is I wanted to get a bunch of this stuff off my chest is … is that … you know … I’m not no chump. I’m not going to just talk shit or whatever. I can’t remember where I was really going with that.”

Interviewer- Dream 9 last week was a great event besides the main event.

Diaz-Who was the main event?

Interviewer-Ronaldo Jacare vs. Mayhem Miller.

Diaz-Who won that?

Interviewer-It was ruled a NC because of a soccer kick by Miller to Jacare's head

Diaz-Yeah, that sounds about right.

“I’m trying to fight Sakurai, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight Anderson Silva, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Georges motherfucking St.Pierre. I’m trying to fight … I didn’t mean to call Georges a motherfucker, but I ain’t got no problem getting there and fighting the best people in the world. Georges is a nice guy. I’m trying to fight Jon Fitch, I’m trying to fight Silva, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Takanori Gomi, Sakurai, I’m trying to fuck everybody up. Fuck this shit. This is fucking gangster fucking warfare. I don’t give a fuck. You know what I mean?”

Cesar eats pretty good himself. What I don't understand is that there are people who have gone to college and they eat like shit.

He (Mayhem) acts like he wouldn’t be able to do it (make 170), he doesn’t want to work hard like me, that’s the problem. He can work his ass off and make 170 pounds or 175 pounds or somebody can pay me a fucking couple million dollars and I’ll move up to 185 pounds and fight him. Or he can quit getting fucking slapped in public. I know somebody’s got that shit on video tape. That mother (expletive) doesn’t want to fight me.

We’ve got some guy who doesn’t even fight, he drinks at a bar, and we took him to fight Josh Koscheck one day. He didn’t even know who he was fighting.

Interviewer-For the record do you own a computer?

Diaz-After my last fight I bought one, I have no clue how to work it nor have any intention of chatting on here with you whores.

Rogan: "So now do you have respect for Diego?"
Diaz: "Naw, not really."

“Back in the day, a Ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting in the tree waiting to kill shit.”



Coming out of the UFC 67 weigh-ins:
"Diablo? who the fuck calls me diablo?"

On the Gomi fight:

"He kinda just put his head down and looped some fucking punch out there that smacked me...I was like what the fuck?!?!?!?"

"For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It's a new day and age, this is, uh, the year ... Fuck year is it? I don't know, because I've been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don't do."

"Because you get high all the time, you can't find people that train all the time. But if you get high and train, you will get high and train all the time together and it will be fucking massive-takeover-smoke-weed-and-kill-people shit."

I just exited the mind of Nick Diaz and feel funny.

You're lucky you made it out alive.

YES! Diaz FTW!!!

LMFAO @ Zach and Trig!!

My personal favorite;

“Back in the day, a Ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting in the tree waiting to kill shit.”

It's just so off the fuckin wall that I don't even know where to begin to try and break it down.
I love it!!

Inside the mind of Nick?








"Do I get to keep my Strikeforce Title?"

Pt two cause it wouldnt all fit....





"Do I get to keep my Strikeforce Title?"

I think you might have slipped into the Mind of Krieger at some point during part 2.

I'll give you a hint on which part;
It did not involve Nick Diaz whatsoever.

I love the one where he goes off on a tangent about why he shouldn't call GSP a mother fucker. He's not one of my favorite fighters, but Nick Diaz is entertaining in and out of the cage

It is really wierd cause I like Nick... but I cant wait to see Georges beat the shit out of him.

But my question remains... does GSP get Nicks title when he kicks his ass?

No, I think he vacated the SF title

Just got out of Diaz's head and i am really hungry now

I did so love the Gogoplata Nick beat Gomi with.... but DQ'd cause of weed? Damn

Dude.... don't even get me started on the Gomi fight!
It was one of the most technically superior and fantastic submissions finishes of all time, and the guy's gonna get DQ'd because he tested positive for THC?
I understand weed's illegal (in life and sport), but Keizer's reasoning for DQ'ing him was that he was "intoxicated".
Yeah, fighters who are intoxicated land crazy difficult submissions on wolrd class fighters all the time. Riiiiiiiiiight.....

I understand fineing him and suspending him, but turning the fight into a NC????
Come on...
There was obviously some kind of agenda there.

I told you, don't get me started!!

It's kinda funny cause although it comes out as a NC .... EVERYBODY knows that Nick beat Gomi and beat him good.

Even Gomi...

Some kind of agenda is exactly right!

Right!! But... right?



I'm not sure what your position is on this , It's hard to tell .........
He got fucked for sure, agree drifter?

Hope gsp doesnt nut hug him and tries to finish the fight (which is very little chance)..loved watching Nate get dominated and suplexed over and over again..hard to talk shit during a fight when your gettin your mouth thrown into the mat.

Triggerman99 wrote:

Right!! But... right?



I'm not sure what your position is on this , It's hard to tell .........
He got fucked for sure, agree drifter?

Oh yeah, fully agree! The whole BS reasoning behind it. "He was using pot to numb his senses." I could see that if he was on opium or some other heavier drug or even like Nick said just take a few shots of jack... but there would be no way he would have been able to fight had he been that doped up. In my time, I've been high plenty of times and not once did it help me to not feel physically inflicted pain.
If some one were that stoned on weed then I highly doubt they would be able to fight.

I'm not a fan of the Diaz brothers, but I gotta say, that's some pretty funny stuff.

Chrom wrote:

Triggerman99 wrote:

Right!! But... right?



I'm not sure what your position is on this , It's hard to tell .........
He got fucked for sure, agree drifter?

Oh yeah, fully agree! The whole BS reasoning behind it. "He was using pot to numb his senses." I could see that if he was on opium or some other heavier drug or even like Nick said just take a few shots of jack... but there would be no way he would have been able to fight had he been that doped up. In my time, I've been high plenty of times and not once did it help me to not feel physically inflicted pain.
If some one were that stoned on weed then I highly doubt they would be able to fight.

Yeah, that's exactly my sentiments on the whole situation.
I've never been so high that I couldn't feel pain, and I have been hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as shit on many occasions (back in my younger days...). And If it was possible to get that high on weed, does it really make any sense at all to try and fight like that? He wouldn't even be able to find his way to the ring, much less gogo the top LW in the world.
Oh well, like Krieger said; everyone knows damn well that he won that fight, even it says NC in the books.

Quote :

Nick Diaz: F*ck Your Mother!!!

was the latest quote while he was driving in traffic .. lol

Yeah, that was a good one!
He really laid the "MOTHER!!!!!!" out there for awhile!