Fighter Literally gets the Shit Kicked Out of Him, Craps All Over the Cage After Being Submitted

This guy's actual nickname is "The Brown Bomber" and no, I am not making that up!!

Thats a looooong walk to the locker room as all the fans are "ewwwwwing" and laughing at you.
I always thought Starnes vs Quarry was the most embarrassing ring event..... this is number 1.

Did we really need to see the extreme close-up where we got a look at the contours and texture of said shit? lol

Looked like a processed burito to me.

I just read the video description on YouTube and it said there was a big chili cook-off in that town earlier that day and he was there. I don't know if that's just made up to make it sound funnier, but it also said you could see beans in it.....
I can't make myself examine the evidence again, though.

Try the zoom feature on your..... OMG! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT... heh

I feel like a forensic investigator.

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"Ahhh.....what do we have here? Looks like a kidney bean husk.

(*squeezes it between two fingers*)

Judging by the pliability, I'd say this bean was prepared in a slow-cooker for 6, maybe 7 hours.

(*sniffs it*)

I detect the aroma of a Serrano-.....no, scratch, that. A Poblano pepper-infused sauce.

Well gentleman, I think we better get this evidence downtown, because I'm starting to get a little....


(*takes off sunglasses and smirks into camera*)

Chili....."
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