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Steven Seagal doesn't run a lot. This is presumably because running everywhere would not be very in-keeping with his established lethargic style. Sure Seagal is a bad Mother-F, trifle with him and he'll be on you like a flannel, but all credibility goes straight out the window when he is forced to apprehend a trifler (or bad guy). His involuntary circular hand action (when running) is beyond ridiculous. Where some people say he has a "style of his own", I prefer to say "he runs like a mincing homosexual".

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PostSubject: Re: Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl    Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl EmptyWed Jun 06, 2012 7:25 pm
Yep thought that shytt when I saw Above The Law. lol
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never doubted him for a second lol!
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It must be a baiting tactic. He knows he isn't fast enough to catch anyone, so he gives them a false since of confidence. Then they get ruined by a gay master...
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PostSubject: Re: Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl    Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl EmptyThu Jun 07, 2012 10:56 am
Maybe swishing wildly at the air like that makes him faster....
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PostSubject: Re: Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl    Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl EmptyThu Jun 07, 2012 1:02 pm
we should do an experiment, somebody tie his hands to his body and we'll see if he can get 10 feet without flopping around on the ground like a fish
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