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PostSubject: Ray Elbe's GF: 1. Ray Elbe's Weener: 0   Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:37 pm



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Ray Elbe, who competed on Season 9 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” announced on Saturday that he sustained one of the most horrifying injuries we can think of: a broken penis. No, the injury did not occur while he was fighting; it actually happened while he was having sex.

Elbe explained in a video posted on his website over the weekend that the injury occurred while he was having sex with his girlfriend in Malaysia on Dec. 3. He says his penis broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him. Blood began spraying everywhere.

“I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

http://network.yardbarker.com/mma/article_external/mma_fighter_suffers_horrific_injury_during_sex/12458515?refmod=backyard&refsrc=foxsports

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PostSubject: Re: Ray Elbe's GF: 1. Ray Elbe's Weener: 0   Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Ray Elbe's GF: 1. Ray Elbe's Weener: 0   Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:26 pm

I am never going to sit down the same again Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Ray Elbe's GF: 1. Ray Elbe's Weener: 0   Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:27 pm

there are so many reasons that he shouldn't have told the world about his, but the most hysterical one is that he will, now, have a new nickname.
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