4 UFC fighters

I thought this might be a fun little thread. my girl last night was watching ufc 120 and asked me if i could have ufc fighters as coaches who would i pick? So i thought hey why not make it into a post on here.




1. Bisping---boxing/kickboxing

2. maia--- BJJ/submissions

3. Sonnen---Wrestling/take downs

4. Courture--- Greco/take downs


what 4 would you guys use? and for what purpose? Current or retired UFC fighters....

Boxing: Dos Santos
Wrestling: Wiedman
BJJ: Nick Diaz
Conditioning/bringing it all together: GSP

Banging Strippers: Chuck
How to Keep Your Shit in a Divorce: Couture
Being a Badass: Don Frye
Fighting on Meth: Tank

hahaha how do i follow that up?

anyway, if i had Anderson Silva, the best striker bar none; GSP, the best mma wrestler; Jones with the best transitions and takedowns and Maia, the best submission ground game, teaching me, i would still probably suck.
so, i'd need whatever couture is on fighting at 78 years old, ubereem's "horse meat", whatever Wanderley had in pride that made everybody shit their pants and Fedor's direct line to god.

Anderson Silva as my striking coach. Not even a question there.

Vinnie Magalhaes for jits.

Chael Sonnen as my public relations coach (I would probably be in the title discussion before my first pro fight with enough training from him).

GSP as my scientific-enhancement, lab-experiment, cutting-edge technologically advanced, borderline-immorally-cyborgish training methods coach (I'd use him for wrestling, too).