Women that you would sleep with but might be ashamed if your friends find out

Zacch, who is Cat? She sounds hot!

Triggerman99 wrote:

Zacch, who is Cat? She sounds hot!

Cat? Did someone say something about a girl named Cat? Hmmmm, maybe you got those Victorious chicks on the mind again...

Triggerman99 wrote:

There was a point in my life where I really wanted to hammer on Chyna. That time has passed, but I can't deny that it was real......

Foreplay.... heh I thought that was you in the picture Trigg....

^^^^^^^^^^

damn chyna does look kind of hot there.

Zacchaeus wrote:

Triggerman99 wrote:

Zacch, who is Cat? She sounds hot!

Cat? Did someone say something about a girl named Cat? Hmmmm, maybe you got those Victorious chicks on the mind again...

Well I picked up this little code-type stuff in your last post and hoped you were talking about a girl named Cat and not an actual cat.

Kat von D.... ex of Jesse James....

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
If I'm getting crap for taking the easy route and going with Tina Fey, then you sir are getting crap for picking that hot piece of ass as your "shameful" attraction!

Just think in 40+ years there are gonna be millions of wrinkled up saggy tattooed grannies.

Fiona Apple.
She's kind of cute, but very scary, and kind of sexy, but very damaged.

Everytime I see this video, I want to hug her and run away from her and fuck her and call the cops and hide her all at the same time.

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Triggerman99 wrote:

Zacchaeus wrote:

Triggerman99 wrote:

Zacch, who is Cat? She sounds hot!

Cat? Did someone say something about a girl named Cat? Hmmmm, maybe you got those Victorious chicks on the mind again...

Well I picked up this little code-type stuff in your last post and hoped you were talking about a girl named Cat and not an actual cat.

haha, no not Kat von Dee. I'm not into chicks with that much ink.

I was trying to keep the pedo police off our trail!

Anyways, this chick is legal now. So it don't matter. It's a chick from that damn Victorious show. Trying to be discrete!

I don't know why Kat Von Dee wears all of that makeup. She is hot without makeup on. If it weren't for the over abundance of ink I would totally do her. She just went overboard with the tats. Don't get me wrong, I like some ink, but not so much that it distracts from the natural beauty of her body.

Amy Whinehouse might be perfect if she wasn't dead... But now that she is dead she IS perfect...

"Guys, I fucked Amy Whinehouse."

"Sweet, before or after she went crackhead?"

"Yesterday"

" ... "

Also Courtney Love

I was gonna say Amy Whinehouse, because she does (or, eh...did) have that kind of dark sexiness to her that makes you feel dirty, but I saw a pic of her in a bikini one time and it was just, no.

Just........no.

God... Love.... ahhh... she was so much better pre-ops... but yeah agreed.

I wouldn't get within 10ft of Kat von D and I'm not kidding. Her tats are disgusting and she has man hands and man voice. I don't think I could boner up for that, and if somehow I magically was able to go through with it then ashamed isn't even half a percent of what I'd go through afterward. Damn you guys may have found my Kryptonite here. Her and Michelle Obama. Hate fuck, pull her crusty weave out, jizz in her eyeball, never look myself in the mirror again and end up on a 20 story ledge downtown.

So am I alone on Fiona Apple?
Did I finally say one that the rest of you wouldn't take to Pound Town for the weekend with no regrets?

Shit.... it's about time.

fiona is fucking hot.

Hell, I plus oned ya for it. A bit messed in the head, im sure she is... but no shame fuckin a half crazy bitch.

That's part of the allure, me thinks.
Cazy gilrs in bed are..... well, crazy! She might curl up in a ball afterwards and cry while chewing her fingernails to nubs, but hey; that's afterwards!

Anna Nichole Smith and i am talking when she was at her chubbiest too and most drugged out times too.

Sorry Trigg, I would fuck the hell outta Fiona Apple. Hell she is just as hot now as she was back when she had that one hit song out.

At least I'm not alone on Kat Von D.

Michelle Obama? Well, I can't say I have ever considered fucking her, but if she wanted it... I don't know. Part of me would love to have that notch on my belt, but could I actually tell my friends? Not that I would be ashamed per se, but we're talking about having the President of the mother fucking United States after you for jealous revenge. I don't think I could tell my friends just because of that. I don't think she is hot enough to risk it to be honest...

Hmmmm.....
That's quite a twist on the whole "would I tell my friends" thing.


But NO!!!

Would you get in there? Disregarding the fact that she's Lady #1? I don't think you would.

In a pinch..... Michelle Obama "presents" hersself....would you say YES?


Let's keep it going;

(from the old site)

Flo the Progressive Girl?



I would........ if I wa drunk (well....even a little drunk)

Yeah don't be mistaken, there's nothing but her title that puts Michelle Obama on my list. And it wouldn't be fun for either of us. As far as Obama himself coming after me in a jealous rage, I would enjoy that far too much. Predator drones.... probably not lol.

Another one is Janeane Garofalo. She's a total buffoon and makes me want to vomit every time she speaks, but.........................

HA! I just watched one of her most recent stand up and she actually looks way better than what I remember.

Yeah she's sort of hot. But she would just annoy me in bed;
"Oh great, you're fucking me. Whatever, this is sooooo cliche! Oh, should I come now? Fine, whatever. Here I go. Hooray.......lame, I'm coming. Life sucks."