Women that you would sleep with but might be ashamed if your friends find out

There was a point in my life where I really wanted to hammer on Chyna. That time has passed, but I can't deny that it was real......

haha i was gonna put chyna a couple of days ago too

I would say yeah to chyna too. at point though she really didnt look that bad.

I would have to throw in the entire female cast of Victorious as well. My kids watch that show, and I gotta say, those chicks are hot and make me feel like a dirty Pedo Bear. I think they may be legal though...

Ok so Zacc and Triggerman are in the same boat, cuz.....



...I don't see much shame in this. That's just me and Lohan though.

YEah... what exactly is shameful there? Are they like 15 or something?

Gray maynards wife. I really dont think she is cute at all but i would do it just so i could throw it in maynards face and show him what a true lay and pray is.

Chrom wrote:

YEah... what exactly is shameful there? Are they like 15 or something?

Yeah I think that's what he was getting at. And I agree. I could get arrested just for the thoughts I have about those girls.

That little I Carly girl or whatever her name is, too. Way too young, but god help me, I start to pay a little more attention to kids shows when she's on them.

Aaaahhh I see. So you'd be sitting in your prison cell thinking "man that was awesome but goddamn why am I such a fucking perv wtf" later on lol.

Exactly!

I hate myself a little bit more everytime I find myself in that situation; seeing one of those little Disney channel 16 year old girls on TV and the first thing that pops into my head is "Mmmmmm....."

So here comes the old man guilt, eh? Shit. Wait until you hit 30. I'm sure Krieger, if he has any conscience at all, has a block on all things Disney at his house haha.

30 now, and the internal creepiness seems to have spiked recently.

Is it pervy/creepy to think a chick who looks 16 is hot... even if you know she's 21.... ahhhh.... a friend wants to know....

snooki. i dont have a crush on her but would still do her.

and on that note...how wrong is it to think there is something about natalie portman in 'the professional".









disclaimer: obviously i know she was 14 and playing 12. for those that are too sensitive.

Chrom wrote:

Is it pervy/creepy to think a chick who looks 16 is hot... even if you know she's 21.... ahhhh.... a friend wants to know....

Tell your "friend" that of age is supposed to be completely guilt free. Supposed to be. It's a gray area.

Also tell him that Disney product Selena Gomez is 21 now too.

OK, well I'm gonna try and kick it back to talking about full-grown women before we set off some kind of pedophile-watch trigger for this site.

Sarah Palin
(anybody say her yet?)

lol

This post just got changed to how to catch a predator in here.

I am not saying I would be offended if you guys decided to go that route. I honestly don't give a fuck. It's like if you happen to have a thing for a cats. Cat people have their place in the world. It would be hard for me to be judgmental on that subject. My mom, his mom, her mom; hell anybodies mom's kitties are special. I just don't want them scratching my couch up. I just don't want people to think I am bent out of shape on the subject. It's over, I'm done. You want catch me screaming about it. My conscious is clear. My name shouldn't be brought up when conversing about cat people haters.

I feel better.

Triggerman99 wrote:

OK, well I'm gonna try and kick it back to talking about full-grown women before we set off some kind of pedophile-watch trigger for this site.

Sarah Palin
(anybody say her yet?)

Mmmmm, yes I would fuck Sarah Palin. And depending on my company I may not want to share that information. Fucking liberals always cock blockin.

kim basinger.
now, before you all scream " she is fucking hot", she is 57.
id still fuck her, she was my crush when i was a kid.

the commie wrote:

kim basinger.
now, before you all scream " she is fucking hot", she is 57.
id still fuck her, she was my crush when i was a kid.

Man, in a way you guys make me feel like a slut. I would fuck all the chicks mentioned so far. Well, I don't know what Grey Maynard's wife looks like. You guys make me feel like my standards are to low. But then I also feel like mine are on par with you guys lol.

Zacchaeus wrote:

the commie wrote:

kim basinger.
now, before you all scream " she is fucking hot", she is 57.
id still fuck her, she was my crush when i was a kid.

Man, in a way you guys make me feel like a slut. I would fuck all the chicks mentioned so far. Well, I don't know what Grey Maynard's wife looks like. You guys make me feel like my standards are to low. But then I also feel like mine are on par with you guys lol.

all of them? i did mention a 12 years old natalie portman.

the commie wrote:

Zacchaeus wrote:

the commie wrote:

kim basinger.
now, before you all scream " she is fucking hot", she is 57.
id still fuck her, she was my crush when i was a kid.

Man, in a way you guys make me feel like a slut. I would fuck all the chicks mentioned so far. Well, I don't know what Grey Maynard's wife looks like. You guys make me feel like my standards are to low. But then I also feel like mine are on par with you guys lol.

all of them? i did mention a 12 years old natalie portman.

Well, not when she was 14... but I would certainly go back in time and lay the ground work since I know what she will grow up to be!