Women that you would sleep with but might be ashamed if your friends find out

Trigg brought this up in another thread. This used to be a topic on the old board that i thought would be a great idea to bring back. It is pretty simple, just name women or things close to women that you would sleep with but you wouldn't want your friends to find out. (kind of like riding a moped or a really big girl)

Cyborg....

LMFAO

This pic makes me see why you'd pick her, (not)


Good for you man, I am clearly not man enough to say who I would yet.

Chloe Sevigny... IDK ever since KIDS I have had an odd attraction to her...

Chrom wrote:

Chloe Sevigny... IDK ever since KIDS I have had an odd attraction to her...

Was she the one with the short hair that caught teh AIDS? Yeah, I'd destroy that girl (minus the AIDS part).

I would say for me, one would be Meisha Tate. I know it's kind of a cop-out because she has an ungodly hot body, but I have caught more than my fair share of shit regarding her because of her suspect facial features.

I don't care. I would do bad things to her.

Yup thats her.
Anyone who claims they wouldn't fuck Miesha is lying!

Either one... but one of course would be better than the other.

^ Agreed... shamefully.

That girl from "Fact or Faked".

Jael something is her name. She's definitely hot IMO, but kind of nerdy.... so she qualifies.

Chrom wrote:

^ Agreed... shamefully.

I will have to 2nd that one too.

cate blanchett
i find her ridiculously hot

OK, it looks like this is getting serious now. I'm gonna have to dig down deep. Before this inevitably turns into a "1-up" sort of situation where we're just going to start naming unbelievably ugly or old or fat women that we all know damn well none of us would ever in a million years find attractive, but we're just trying to get a rise out of everybody else by saying it, here's a few more genuine picks;

Hope Solo- Everybody tells me she's "manly" looking. I just don't see it.
http://www.hopesolo.org/pictures/us-athletes-of-year-hope-solo-soccer/


Tina Fey- A little bit past her prime, but I couldn't say no.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TinaFey

Triggerman99 wrote:

Tina Fey- A little bit past her prime, but I couldn't say no.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TinaFey

^^^ Yup

Lindsay Lohan.

She's a complete crack head and she's nuttier than a pile of squirrel shit, which would make her an awesome performer. But I guarantee if one of my friends saw her and didn't know who she was he'd say "dude really??".

No way is she a shameful attraction. That girl is hot as shit- I don't care how crack'd-out she is.
Though that might be the worst pic of her I have ever seen. What's going on with her hand there? Did she just fall down, or does she secretly work in a stone quarry?

She just finished doing a playboy shoot....

^
therefore making her clearly inelligible for this topic.

A crack whore with raggedy teeth and tore up hands is a crack whore with raggedy teeth and tore up hands regardless of how many shitty movies she's made, that's all I'm saying. She's hot from 50ft away, yeah.

Whoa, whoa whoa.

Is thread insinuating that any one of us would fuck Tina Fey and not go straight to our friends and brag about it? Come on now...

Also, 90% of the men out there would wear Hope Solo out.

Let's be honest here.

Martha Stewart.

No, no, no,

This thread is about pain and embarassment.

If you would blast on Tina Fey, thank you.

But apparently we should both be ashamed of that.... cuz no onoe else has chimed in on the subject.

But thank you..... We'll go to LowStandardVille together, as equals.

Triggerman99 wrote:

OK, it looks like this is getting serious now. I'm gonna have to dig down deep. Before this inevitably turns into a "1-up" sort of situation where we're just going to start naming unbelievably ugly or old or fat women that we all know damn well none of us would ever in a million years find attractive, but we're just trying to get a rise out of everybody else by saying it, here's a few more genuine picks;

Hope Solo- Everybody tells me she's "manly" looking. I just don't see it.
http://www.hopesolo.org/pictures/us-athletes-of-year-hope-solo-soccer/


Tina Fey- A little bit past her prime, but I couldn't say no.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TinaFey

Are you kidding me? Hope Solo or Tina Fey I'd do em both at half time at the Super Bowl with my name and face and dick splattered all over the jumbotron with my family singing Ode to Joy and cheering me on.

This thread is about "hidden desires" not our base fantasy.

^^^^^^^^

dont forget your cyborg crush (and i use crush very loosely..... )

Zacchaeus wrote:

Whoa, whoa whoa.

Is thread insinuating that any one of us would fuck Tina Fey and not go straight to our friends and brag about it? Come on now...

Also, 90% of the men out there would wear Hope Solo out.

Let's be honest here.

Martha Stewart.

at least your getting some awesome meals out of the deal.

I did Tina Fey AND Hope Solo.... and Im proud of it ! .... Wa? ... was dat? ... Im awake now?... whew.... nothing....

Well it's different for everyone, it's about who YOU would plow but not tell anyone about because you'd get shelled for it. So if Triggerman is so far up on the ivory tower that he doesn't want to admit he dorked Tina Fey, well that's on him. Honestly he must have some righteous kills in his life if she'd be considered slumming. Another one for me would be Chyna, that WWE ogre beast chick.