The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!!
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Triggerman99 Title Holder
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Subject: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:32 pm
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If you’re a big follower of MMA personalities on the social medias, you might’ve gotten wind of something called #UFCFightKit earlier today, which rang in the official unveiling of the Reebok’s UFC fighter uniforms (or “kits”). The ceremony — which kicked off in NYC just 20 minutes past its 10 am-scheduled time — was of what we’ve come to expect from the UFC’s “style over substance”-themed press events: A hysterically inept series of flubs that managed to both hyperstimulate and underwhelm at every conceivable turn.
Truthfully, the only enjoyment anyone has been able to scrape out of the whole ordeal has come via the brutal mocking the event has received on said social medias, so join after the jump to check out all the highlights (if you can call them that) from this morning’s ceremony. In keeping with the UFC’s way of doing things, this list will neither be 10 items long nor adhere to any numerical system.
10: The Music
While we are eternally grateful that the UFC had the nu-ance to pass on the nu-metal (I’m sorry) stylings of STEMM for today’s event, what we were given in its place was something arguably worse: Overbearing, wub-wub-laden dubstep. Or maybe it was trap. I honestly have no idea.
Look, the UFC’s fanbase is already widely-perceived as musclehead, skull t-shirt clad dudebros who can barely make it through a PPV without destroying a Buffalo Wild Wings, so can we please not add these kind of douchebags to the equation? What’s so wrong with Soundgarden, is I guess what I’m saying.
Ironically enough, it wasn’t until today’s launch that I realized “Watch you rise, watch you fall, now I’m about to break” perfectly describes the journey of a UFC fan over the past 5 years.
9: The Lighting (Or Lack Thereof)
Continue here for several full blown "WTF? and literal "LMAO!!!" gems.
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:24 am
GIblert lol
Triggerman99 Title Holder
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:37 am
Yeah, that was my favorite part of the whole thing! Lol It's clearly a bad sign when Reebok can't even get the names of multiple fighters correct.
Jacare "Ronaldo" Souza? Really?! That's just a common sense issue right there!
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:34 pm
i actually thought the event was great until disaster struck.. once they cut the lights and started playing the music is was all down hill from there. this will not last long. unless reebok and ufc have a long term contract.
no one will buy this overpriced garbage. id rather wear an affliction or tapout shirt. junk
cain we all know your from mexico and we have this beautiful octogon in mexicos colors lol
Triggerman99 Title Holder
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:34 pm
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:39 pm
Looks cheaply made, terribly designed and outlandishly priced....
Triggerman99 Title Holder
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Subject: Re: The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!! Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:21 pm
Yeah the designs themselves are probably the worst part of all of this.
They're not aesthetically pleasing at all, and they don't even seem to fit correctly. They look like they're tight and loose in all the wrong spots.
All the fighters look like they have sagging tits. lol
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The UFC Fight Kit ceremony was a big, steaming pile of solid gold awfulness!!