Your personal top 5.

Oh for the love of ....... have we forgotten? Are we not mma fans....? ...

OK, so this is a chick I have never heard of until about a week ago, but she instantly vaulted into at least the 3 spot when I discovered her

Estefania Colombo-

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WARNING!
This link is NSFW-

http://www.derf.com.ar/despachos.asp?cod_des=395304&ID_Seccion=36

I saw that youtube video and actually went "Oh My God!!" out loud when she started dancing. I know some of you guys are a little more familiar with the latina scene than me, so what's her story? Anybody know if she's actually famous for anything other than being insanely hot? All I can gather is that she is an Argentinian model.

Yeah, Latinas. Never heard of yours, Trigg, but thanks for adding to the spank bank. I think it's because Latin America is such a male dominated culture that the chicks realize they don't have much other than their sexuality, so they exploit the living shitfuck out of it which basically makes them the best in the world at it. I sure as fuck don't mind. I grew up in MN, land of the whitey's and I haven't dated a white chick in 12yrs. Woot.

Here's the new one I'm hung up on: Melanie Iglesias. She's actually my entire top 5................ hundred.







That's worth 18yrs of child support. There's gay in you if you deny that.

Yep. I'll be doing a little research on that little lady!

Yeah like I said, I only saw that youtube video of her on that weird gameshow. I was obviously very, very, very impressed by her skillset and decided to look around the web for her. I haven't seen much other than some photos and a few guest spots on Central American talk shows, so I was just curious if she was big-time and I just wasn't finding it. But holy hell, with a body like that and the ability to make her ass do the impossible like that, I don't care if she works at Walmart, she has a concrete spot in my top 5.

Now that the new season of True Blood is out, I am once again reminded how ridiculously hot Jessica the vampire is, and a little ashamed of myself for forgetting that I am madly in love with her and left her off my original top 5.
I may have to make a new list altogether now.......

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OK, in the interest of pleasantly distracting us from this UFC 151 debacle, I'm going to be bumping some old threads that deserve to be bumped.....like this one.




So here's my revised Personal Top 5. Feel free to update your own, as well.

In fact...please update your own!
And since I'm in a generous mood;
Two pics of every girl on my list!


Horable mentions:

(This first one is for you, DEP)

Eliza Dushku

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Julianne Hough

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Natalie Portman

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5.
Kate Upton

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4.
Deborah Ann Woll

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3.
Kim Kardashian

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2.
Milla Kunis

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And still my personal reigning champion:

Olivia Wilde

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Olivia Wilde is unfucking believably smoking ass fuckin hot!

^^^
Which is why she is still my "reigning champion" of hottness.

I don't see any contenders unseating her in the near future, either.

OK, long overdue bump of this thread.


Some of you might remember this commercial playing constantly around the beginning of summer this year:




Well, I immediately said "Who the hell is THAT?!" when I saw the brunette. After some research, I discovered THAT is Emily Ratajkowsky, and IMO as hot as she looked in this commercial, it did not do her justice.



I also discovered that there is an "unedited" version of that video where all the girls are topless. I'm not gonna post it because I don't want to ruin it for anybody. So take your time, enjoy her insane hotness, imagine what her bare breasts would look like, then remind yourself that you can in fact actually get to see them, and immediately head straight to Google!!

So yeah, needless to say, she's now right up there in my top 5.

If any of you have seen the nsfw "blurred lines" video with Alan Thicke's son, that brunett in the video is about as close to a 10 as you can get.  
Easily in my top 5 for non-famous chicks.


***VERY NSFW****
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k#ws

So the magazine that destroyed itself with suckery reminded us once again of why it sucks, and not surprisingly offered no answer to the prayers of millions begging for the end of it's industrial scale suck-a-thon when it released it's 2013 Hot 100 List.

http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

#1 = lmao

Yeah I don't know what the fuck happened to the Maxim Hot 100 list. I always get Maxim magazine and this list used to be good, and I couldn't really even argue with most of the selections. But for the last two years or so, they have let the readers vote on who gets on the list, so naturally a bunch of dipshits likely sent around petitions and shit to get certain women voted onto the list who have absolutely no fucking business being on a list of the hottest million women in the world, much less top 100.
When you got some stale old bitch like Kamala Harris on the list it's embarrassing enough, but to put her at 54 above the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa, and Eva Mendes is flat out laughable and just plain stupid.

I gave up on it when Michelle Obama was like #46 a few years ago. If we're judging hotness, she's not even in the same hemisphere as the entire list and all of the chicks who didn't quite make it.

Yeah I don't know, maybe a bunch of soccer moms complained about objectifying women and rallied the troops to include "influential" women or women who are beautiful "in their own" way or something.

Found this for DEP.

OK so it looks like Maxim stopped that abomination of reader-voting and salvaged their Hot 100 list back to something somewhat respectable.

http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2014

Well, aside from putting Ronda fucking Rousey (considerably) ahead of Arianny. Not sure which one of the editors Arianny turned down to cause that little slap-in-the-face.

Ok Mila Kunis is hotter than any chick I'll ever steal a kiss from, but she has NO body. I feel like I could go to the beach and find 10 girls hotter than her in 5min. She's way too high, Kate Beckinsale is way too low and Topanga? Fucking really?? She looks like a lion. Adding to this indignity is the complete lack of Jessica Biel. Remove and replace Miley with Naomi Watts. Boom, list over. One chicky who I think is right where she belongs is Hayden Pantenanyaierreianayrarewhateverthefuck. Beautiful face that's damn near perfect with or without makeup but she's got a lack of curves. Actually, switch Hayden and Selena Gomez who has the same problem but less face and call it good.

Yeah I agree with most of that. Kate Beckinsale has said numerous times that she very rarely wears underwear, so that's worth a 5-spot jump alone. Topanga? Yeah, I get the whole boyhood fantasy thing, but no. Just no. Shes fucking scary. And I was on the Miley train for like a month, but chopping her hair off and walking around acting like a dive bar stripper kind of cured me of that.
I'd also like to add that Alexandria Daddario at 80 is blasphemy. She has a damn near perfect, well, everything. Melissa Rauch (who Ive never heard of) looks like a skeleton and she's 16 spots higher? Really? Emily Ratajkowski on pure looks alone might be the hottest girl on the planet, but she isn't even in the top 10 (or even 40). Switch her with Zooey Deshanel who's at 6 and I'm good.
Oh and that linebacker Beyonce shouldn't be anywhere near this list.

Yep, Zooey. She's one I would cut altogether. If we're playing politics here and going the all inclusive route, and the nerds are lacking representation, drop Zooey and replace her with Olivia Munn FFS. Also agree with Beyonce. There is a noticeable lack of sistaz on the list so if they need to feel included, replace (linebacker lmao) Beyonce with Kellita Smith.

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Also agree with Beyonce. There is a noticeable lack of sistaz on the list so if they need to feel included, replace (linebacker lmao) Beyonce with Kellita Smith.

Or Cari Champion. Me likey!

https://www.google.com/search?q=cari+champion&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KQ8CVIC7J9OXgwTnmoIY&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356

Yep, she'll do. Oh lawd would she do.

This is long overdue for a bump, and there's some new hotties bouncing around in my head these days!

Honorable mention

Estefania Colombo






5

Scarlet Johanssen









4

Alexandria Daddario









3

(I don't usually like to include "supermodels" because it feels like cheating, but jesushchrist.....)
Candice Swanepoel









2

Olivia Wilde









1

Emily Ratajkowski

#5 Emily Bett Rickards


#4 Kate Mara



#3 Lauren Houldsworth



#2 Emily Ratajkowsky



#1 Scarlett Johansson

Are my pics showing up? They were for me yesterday, but now they're not, and it's making me sad.