Careful guys, my Ex is on the prowl again!

My buddy came across her ad on a local dating site:
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I am a woman who likes long walks and fireplaces and kittens and a strong sensitive man who is tuff but at the same time really soft and likes to cry in my arms

One who has been used and abused by my sisters and spit out like garbage

As long as you have a job and I can tell you what to do everyonce in awhile and as long as I can quietly take over your thinking and make sure you do not look at other women we may have a match

you have to have access to money and be able to take me out always to really fancy places where I will pretend to go for the bill but you will pay

You must be okay with this and I will throw you the proverbial bone once in awhile for you to stay in my life

You cannot look at my phone or my computer emails but I have total access to yours when you are out

I will have sex with others on the side without your knowledge and if I ever catch you fucking around on me we are through!

You will be called a typical man whore, and I will move on to do this again with another sucker

Oh and another thing half of your value is going to be transferred into my bank account

That will be after you pay off my credit cards and other significant things that affect my credit rating

Oh yeh and if you try to get smart I will charge you will assault

Who wants to date me. I do have a pusssy !

nightmare

Feel better?

LOL!

She typed all that on a date ad?!!!!!!



I usually let my username do all the talking for me it's WealthyBigPenisWithTrustfund


Never had a problem getting a date for some reason.

Yea, but how many second dates have you had?

I think I know her.

That is shitty, on her part for sure clearly;
your better now and hopefully have learned
from any mistakes made in that relationship.
I've been married for almost 2 years and still
don't have a joint bank account, so I am one
to talk lol.

Well, to be honest, this is not the Ex, but gawd damn it sounds like her!

And for sure, I am way better off now.

Would you believe the devorse is laster longer then the Marriage?!

(its still not over!!)

Fuck man, thats terrible;
stay strong brother!

The bitches be crazy when the big D is
going down from everything I have ever heard.