"Old Timey Trash Talking with Count Bisping" Meme Game!

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Earlier today, we came across this wonderful Michael Bisping photoshop by UG’er JCSUPERMAN, which The Count liked so much that he’s currently using it as his twitter avatar. Indeed, it’s a breathtaking image — and it just begs for the Joseph Ducreux treatment. So, the CagePotato staff decided to turn Bisping’s portrait into the latest MMA meme. Check out more of Bisping’s old-timey trash-talk after the jump, and if you want to take a crack at making your own, grab the original image and post your work on our Facebook page.

So I thought this would be something fun we could do here to pass the time on slow days.

Basically, it's a knock-off of those Joseph Ducreaux memes you've most likely seen all over the place, where you take a modern phrase, make it sound old-timey and archaic, and put it on the portrait.
You may not know the name, but you've seen them, no doubt:



("I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one!")


Well this is basically the same thing, but with this Michael Bisping "portrait" that someone made:






Here's an example:



(Bisping's quote regarding being the co-main event to a flyweight fight: "No one cares about little flyweights!")


Click the link for more examples, with links to the actual Bisping quotes right under the pictures.

http://www.cagepotato.com/mma-meme-of-the-day-the-vile-declarations-of-count-bisping/


If nothing else, it'll be a nice recollection of funny Bisping quotes.

I'm thinking I might make a few and not include the actual quote to see if anybody can guess what it's actually supposed to be.

Every one Boo this man!!!!!

Gecko wrote:

Every one Boo this man!!!!!  

I actually don't intend this as disrespectful.
I think it's a perfect formula;
Bisping quotes + Awesome photoshop = Funny shit!!

Hell, Bisping himself actually used the pic as his Twitter profile picture.

Actual quote on motivation: The fact that I’m winning, the fact that I’m a natural competitor, the fact that I’ll lose almost half of my fight purse if I lose, the fact that if I beat him it gets me a title shot, that’s all the motivation I need.

I love the old fashioned scripture font!
Lol!!