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Subject: Tito Ortiz Arrested Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:00 am
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The perpetual soap opera that is the life of Tito Ortiz continued to play out in front of the media last night when the UFC Hall of Famer was arrested following a single-car accident.
The popular athlete, whose birth name is Jacob Christopher Ortiz, was taken into custody around 4:00 a.m. after his car crashed on the 405 Freeway near Sepulveda and Santa Monica boulevards, the CHP said. “Ortiz was driving northbound on the I-405 when he lost control of his vehicle and struck the concrete center median,” the press release said.
I can only assume his wife has more money than him. However, if she ever dumps him, how long before the guy is out of money?
Well he likely totaled a 2012 Porsche Panamera which goes for around $80k give or take, and I'm sure since he was shitfaced that his insurance company is telling him to piss off, and I'm sure he's got DUI lawyers beating down his door this fine Tuesday morning so he's probably a lot closer to being broke than he was Friday night.
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Subject: Re: Tito Ortiz Arrested Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:58 am
Insurance will still cover the vehicle... even with a dui.
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Subject: Re: Tito Ortiz Arrested Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:53 am
No shit? I had no idea, I figured they'd expect you to drive legally or go to hell.
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Also Tito and Porno McPornqueen aren't together anymore. Tito got full custody of the kids; this video was used as proof of... Jenna's lunacy I guess...
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