Jon Bones Jones arrested for DUI

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/403162/UFC-Champion-Jon-Jones-in-car-crash-arrested-for-DUI/

Boom goes the dynamite.

One of the first things that makes me dislike Jones a bit.
Not even so much the DUI.

It's more the fact that he's actually blowing all his money on stupid shit .... A fkn Bentley!?! It's not like he is making THAT much money in the UFC. All it takes is for him to suffer a flash KO and/or a possible injury and you can add him to the list of retarded athletes who are shit broke 5 years after they are done in their sport.

This shit pisses me off when they have more than enouh money to get a fucking cab or hire a damn driver.

Damn ..... I hope the best for him... but damn Jon... You could've gotta ride from someone or a f'n cab like everyone else mentioned.

Jones should stop praying for Rashad and start praying for himself.

Fuckin Dummie!

Well that was dumb. He could learn a thing or two from Mayweather, who's constantly out and about and never even drives any of his 12 Bentleys himself. Or his Maybach. Or any of his Rolls'. Get a driver, jackass. Or don't, just get a lawyer to get you off, then do it again and kill someone. Not even the almighty Dana can rescue you then.

Yeah, it makes no fuckin sense, get a fuckin driver dummie! Fuckin can't stand drunk idiot drivers.

Chrom wrote:

Yeah, it makes no fuckin sense, get a fuckin driver dummie! Fuckin can't stand drunk idiot drivers.

2nd that and thats an awesome new avatar you have too. freakin awesome movie.

Yeah I hate cats, but that picture is fuckin awesome. I literally loled when I first saw it. So I figured I would rock it.

Binghampton is not "Upstate NY".

That's so fucking annoying to me that everything north of NYC is considered "Upstate".

Heh .... his mom bailed him out.... "Jonney.... Is dis the way I raised you?... tch tch tch ... I am SO disappointed!" Ouch

Bentley? Totaled... DUI so insurance wont cover it... and a fine on top O dat?

Heh heh heh

Yeah hiring a Limo seems cheaper....

Chrom wrote:

Yeah, it makes no fuckin sense, get a fuckin driver dummie! Fuckin can't stand drunk idiot drivers.

DUI is a sport in MN.

I just don't get it.

I mean, I drink like a fish, but the only time I ever drove drunk was when I was at a party where I was supposed to stay the night with my GF, but there ended up being a big arguement between this couple there, and it was getting really late, and I really just wanted to fuck my GF and go to bed. So I drove us home.

I just can't see why someone would do it. Unless of course, they're at a party where there's a big arguement and they really just want to fuck their GF and go to bed. I could sympathize with that.

Bonk her in the car and pass out. Then go to work for half an hour, then go to Denny's, then drive home and bonk her again and go to bed. I've done this.

DEP wrote:

Chrom wrote:

Yeah, it makes no fuckin sense, get a fuckin driver dummie! Fuckin can't stand drunk idiot drivers.

DUI is a sport in MN.

LmAo!

Heh heh heh

I laugh only at his stupidity, but I am really glad he didn't kill someones kid!

Daaaaammmn! He sure as hell didn't find the brakes...

everybody makes mistakes. not often when its a $300,000 mistake
nobody got hurt, but if he does it again he is the biggest idiot.

If anyone is on Twitter follow @DrunkJBJ. Hilarious!

the commie wrote:

everybody makes mistakes. not often when its a $300,000 mistake
nobody got hurt, but if he does it again he is the biggest idiot.

Oddly enough, I've only made about 4 or 5 mistakes in my life, and each one cost me exactly $300,000.
Weird.

Triggerman99 wrote:

the commie wrote:

everybody makes mistakes. not often when its a $300,000 mistake
nobody got hurt, but if he does it again he is the biggest idiot.

Oddly enough, I've only made about 4 or 5 mistakes in my life, and each one cost me exactly $300,000.
Weird.

4 or 5? if they all cost so much, i would think you'd remember.

the commie wrote:

Triggerman99 wrote:

the commie wrote:

everybody makes mistakes. not often when its a $300,000 mistake
nobody got hurt, but if he does it again he is the biggest idiot.

Oddly enough, I've only made about 4 or 5 mistakes in my life, and each one cost me exactly $300,000.
Weird.

4 or 5? if they all cost so much, i would think you'd remember.

Yeah 4 or 5 accidents at that cost each time and I'm faking my own death like Ray Finkle.